This past weekend, I traveled to San Francisco with my friend Ian. One of Ian’s yoga students is Bryan Jennings, the long snapper for the 49ers. Bryan lives in Scottsdale in the offseason and practices yoga at the studios i co-founded, At One Yoga.  Bryan invited us to the game, got us passes onto the field, and an invite to hang for the celebration party later that night. The 49ers won in dominating fashion.  It was an awesome experience.

I had the above picture taken and quickly sent it to my buddy as I boasted in the accompanying email:

“How f-cking cool is this? On field at 49er game!”

I expected my buddy to respond, “Oh my God are you kidding me? That is the most amazing thing ever!”

But instead he responded, “Weird and homoerotic.”

Who writes such things?

If you have strange fantasies, keep them private.