Whenever going out on the town, I’ll wear the same black sweater my girlfriend bought me in Italy in 2006 and the same brown pants I found on sale once in 2007. All of the women in my life (girlfriend, mom, grandma) ramble on about my ragged style. So finally on April 1, I went [...]
Archive | April, 2009
The Fountain of Cooth
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a [...]
The Grossest Date Ever
We lay back on comfy cushions, side by side, hand in hand…gazing. “Oh look at that one,” Misty said in wonderment. Absolutely awestruck, I couldn’t speak. “Oh there’s one! It’s huge!” Misty said enthusiastically while fixing her hippy strands of hair wrapped around her ears. “Ah, yeah, it’s a nice one,” I hesistantly chimed in. [...]
Power of the P-ssy
“You will begin to touch heaven in the moment that you touch perfect speed. And that isn’t flying a thousand miles an hour, or a million, or flying at the speed of light. Because any number is a limit, and perfection doesn’t have limits. Perfect speed is being there.” Richard Bach It was late at [...]
Magic Mushrooms
IMPORTANT NOTE: Magic mushrooms can be very dangerous to an unstable mind and I do not condone their use unless you are in a controlled, safe environment, or at an Allman Brothers/Widespread Panic concert taking place this summer. I was hangin’ with this cool dude who came on my yoga retreat to Tulum, Mexico way [...]
Subscribe / Connect
Subscribe to our e-mail newsletter to receive updates.
