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Style Tips for the Viagara Lover in You

1 Comment 24 April 2009

Whenever going out on the town, I’ll wear the same black sweater my girlfriend bought me in Italy in 2006 and the same brown pants I found on sale once in 2007. All of the women in my life (girlfriend, mom, grandma) ramble on about my ragged style. So finally on April 1, I went [...]

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Fastest Sperm Ever!

No Comments 22 April 2009

This brilliant, beautiful, and hilarious painting was created by Kipling Klimas of Houston.

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The Fountain of Cooth

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The Fountain of Cooth

1 Comment 20 April 2009

A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look!  What is your secret?” “I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke a [...]

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The Grossest Date Ever

No Comments 17 April 2009

We lay back on comfy cushions, side by side, hand in hand…gazing. “Oh look at that one,” Misty said in wonderment. Absolutely awestruck, I couldn’t speak. “Oh there’s one! It’s huge!” Misty said enthusiastically while fixing her hippy strands of hair wrapped around her ears. “Ah, yeah, it’s a nice one,” I hesistantly chimed in. [...]

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Power of the P-ssy

2 Comments 10 April 2009

“You will begin to touch heaven in the moment that you touch perfect speed. And that isn’t flying a thousand miles an hour, or a million, or flying at the speed of light. Because any number is a limit, and perfection doesn’t have limits. Perfect speed is being there.”  Richard Bach It was late at [...]

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Magic Mushrooms

No Comments 03 April 2009

IMPORTANT NOTE: Magic mushrooms can be very dangerous to an unstable mind and I do not condone their use unless you are in a controlled, safe environment, or at an Allman Brothers/Widespread Panic concert taking place this summer. I was hangin’ with this cool dude who came on my yoga retreat to Tulum, Mexico way [...]

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