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10. Everyone grab a partner.
9. Can I lie on you during Savasana?
8. Um, yes, that is my knee.
7. I’m in love with you.
6. Here let me rub it.
5. Let’s just take the last half of class to sit.
4. I’m not wearing any underwear.
3. Meet me by the blocks and straps behind the curtain
2. Open your mouth.
1. Try some Zriii
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Here’s one for you: I’m in yoga class, breathing posing & sweating. About three poses into the class, the teacher leaves the mat, heading for the thermostat and says, “Sorry, I forgot to turn up the heat for hot yoga.”