Starting today, I am teaching 2 weekly yoga classes at a brand new studio in Santa Monica. There is no price for the classes. Rather, you decide what to pay (ie donation).  If you love my class, heck, why not donate $25?!  If you don’t love my class, leave $5 for shits and giggles. But if you’re hit hard by the economy and can’t pay, I’d like to share a few things you could donate in lieu of money:

10.   Sing to me The Clapper theme song

9.     Find out who the guy in the above photo is, and take a picture of yourself giving him a wedgie while he’s meditating

8.     Champinones

7.     Make a honk sound when I adjust you

6.     A promise never to sing any of these songs. Ever.

5.     A chia pet (fuzzy, hard, and makes a great gift)

4.     Retractable bathroom mirror so I can more easily shave my back

3.     A Cabbage Patch Kid (preferably a boy)

2.     A big fat hug

1.     A Chimay
My new classes take place at Yogis Anonymous in Santa Monica on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 4:15pm. Donate what you can.