The seemingly nice Whole Foods employee was wearing a nametag which read “Gaetan.” So I said, “Thank you Gaetan I appreciate your help.” I pronounced it “Gay Tan.” I’m the kind of guy that likes to call someone by name when they’re wearing a nametag. The guy looked at me stone faced and said, “It’s [...]
Archive | September, 2010
Yoga Teachers Who Smoke
A few weeks back, I attended my buddy Drubner’s wedding. As the party reached full tilt, I ran into a group of people smoking cigarettes. “Hey can I bum a smoke?” I asked. Most of them know what I do for a living (teach yoga) and looked at me with an expression of such surprise [...]
Sexy Time in Vegas
To the fellas out there, imagine the following scenario. Your wife is in Vegas with her college friends for a girls’ weekend. She calls you at 1:30am, wakes you up, and with a bit of slur says the following, “Hey honey, listen, remember that conversation we had about the Hall Pass?” “Wait what? What time [...]
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