FUNNY MOMENT: 3 SECOND CHARACTER TEST

So true. Here are a few other tests of character:

-How one treats their aging parents
-How one treats the maid cleaning their hotel
-How one treats the busboy cleaning your table at the restaurant
-How one treats an ex who broke their heart
-How one treats the ex’s new lover who caused the ex to break their heart

TAKE THE 3 SECOND CHARACTER TEST

I have designed the following test to get a sense of your character:

1. You see someone drop a $10 bill on the sidewalk. What do you do?

a. you follow them to see if they are going to drop even more money

b. you grab it and return it to them right away

2. You are on a girls trip to Vegas and you are hit on by a very famous celebrity?

a. you point the celebrity in the direction of your single friend and flash your wedding ring saying “Thanks but no thanks.”

b. you point him in the direction of your hotel room, slip your key in his pocket, and sing the Jenga commercial, “You take a block from the bottom and put it on top…je-je-je-jenga jenga je-je-je-jenga jenga!”

3. You see your ex with his new lover, a flighty bimbo 30 years his junior

a. you kick him in the “protein pendulum”

b. you remember the Dalai Lama’s quote, “The rarest form of human strength is the ability to keep your heart open when you’re really mad” and you dig deep, summon Grace, say thanks, and walk the other way

As Thomas Paine said, “Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us.”

If you answered (b), (a), (b)…then you are safe…at least for today…