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FUNNY MOMENT: 3 SECOND CHARACTER TEST
Funny Moment of the Day So true. Here are a few other tests of character: -How one treats their aging parents -How one treats the maid cleaning their hotel -How one treats the busboy cleaning your table at the restaurant -How one treats an ex who broke their heart -How one treats the ex’s new [...]
FUNNY MOMENT: YOGA TEACHER GOES INSANE
Funny Moment of the Day If you’ve ever seen this video of a yoga teacher going bananas, the joke is on the students. It’s a hidden camera show called The Jamie Kennedy Experiment and it’s freakin hilarious! The “yoga teacher” is actor/comedian Jamie Kennedy, but most of the students are totally unaware. Spread the [...]
FUNNY MOMENT: MOST SPOILED TEEN EVER
I saw statements by both of Richard Branson’s children yesterday. His daughter said, “Pussy can be enjoyed at all times of day. Especially in the morning.” And his son said, “I like to enjoy Pussy on a night out.” Spoiled brats on drugs? Let’s come back to that in a second. First, check out this [...]
The Secret Meaning of Pickles
I was out for brunch with two friends at a great spot, Maialano, in Gramercy Park (the Ricotta Pancakes are insane!) “I took Elena Brower’s yoga class the other day,” my friend Ryan said. “Oh I love love love Elena’s class,” Azure chimed in. “Did I tell you the story about the time I was [...]
122 Year Old Yogi
“Do not go gentle into that good night… Rage, rage against the dying of the light” Dylan Thomas Last year, I made the sad but somewhat lovely choice of giving a eulogy at my grandma’s funeral. It goes without saying, funerals are depressing and being that my grandma lived a full life, I wanted to [...]
Real Life Goddess
A few days ago I received a Facebook message which read: “Yeah Dave, my name is Shirley Hairston and I recently took your workshop. I got terrible diarrhea after. Just thought you should know.” Note: I wanted to ignore a message of this nature but I care very much about my students and responded… “Shirley, [...]
Fat Sexy Yoga
Before you begin, would you become my fan on Fb? Visit here A first-time yoga student named Sandy (from Secaucus) approached me after my 6pm yoga class. “Hey will you vote for me?” she asked rather bluntly. “Sure, what are you running for?” I relished the thought of getting involved with local politics and expected [...]
Cheap-ass Yogi?
Today I got a cup of coffee. The woman said, “That’ll be $2.25.” I gave her $3.00. She gave me back .25. Shouldn’t she have given me .75? My brain went crazy in the next 30 seconds: Do I complain about being stiffed .50? Does that make me a cheap bastard? Do I just let [...]
My Justin Bieber Moment
A young couple (mid 20′s) left my yoga class very suddenly last week. It’s totally uncool to confront people when they are leaving your yoga class… …but being that my astrology sign is a “cancer-rising” and I’m super sensitive… …I ran after them into the Exhale lobby shrieking, “Excuse me! Is everything OK?” They were [...]
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