A young couple (mid 20′s) left my yoga class very suddenly last week. It’s totally uncool to confront people when they are leaving your yoga class… …but being that my astrology sign is a “cancer-rising” and I’m super sensitive… …I ran after them into the Exhale lobby shrieking, “Excuse me! Is everything OK?” They were [...]
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My Little Secret
I received a disturbing text message from my friend’s wife Carla. She is super sweet and not one to play jokes. Her text message said, “I’m really worried about Rob. Last night I found a stack of obesity porn DVD’s hidden in his closet. I seriously think he has a problem. What should I do? [...]
Run-In With a Senior Yoga Guru
This past weekend I had the honor and pleasure of teaching Yoga and Chocolate at the Yoga Journal Conference in San Francisco. I’m well aware that Yoga and Chocolate is something a senior teacher or two has been known to question. That being said, I took as many classes as I could from all the [...]
Top 10 Things I’d Ask the Pope If I Got to Meet Him
10. Do you believe in aliens? 9. Wanna see my eka pada bakasana? (see above photo) 8. Do I have food in my teeth? 7. If I tell you the Wide-Mouth River Frog joke in English, will you tell it back to me in Vatical? 6. Can you help me get an upgrade on the [...]
A Jewish Christmas in Rural Texas
The Schtick (A Jewish Christmas in Rural Texas) “Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective.” Martin Luther King Toward the end of college, I was dating a very conservative woman, Catherine Harris, from a town 100 miles north of Houston. [...]
Bird on Shoulder
Funny moment: January 13, 2009 Outside of Walgreens in Santa Monica As I left Walgreens, I saw this man standing out front. On his shoulder was some kind of colorful bird. I was alarmed and ran up to the man, “Excuse me sir, you have a large bird on your shoulder!” The man turned to [...]
