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Love, Sex, and The Brain
February 27, 1997. A “shot” was fired in The White House…a shot that almost brought down the President. If not for the near miss, this “shot” would have been as lethal as those fired by Lee Harvey Oswald into President Kennedy… and Jonathon Wilkes Booth into President Lincoln.
The Low Life of High Rollers
The average salary for a yoga teacher is $45,000, so I was a bit surprised recently when a normally crunchy yoga teacher friend took me out for a night on the town. We had a great steak dinner at The Strip House including 16 oz New York Strip, a spectacular bottle of Cabernet, a Grand [...]
Superhero Moms, Beer, and Blueberry Pie
There are some strange laws in America, but no law is stranger and more widespread than allowing a prisoner about to be executed to have one last meal of their choice. Most of the 50 states not to mention nations around the world allow a prisoner that last chance to savor life. Much was [...]
Retard-edly Brilliant!
My friend Mike recently told me that the school I went to in 5th and 6th grades is for mentally challenged children, or what he referred to as “tards.” Back in LA last week, I walked past this school and peeked through the fence trying to see if it really was true… …while thinking back [...]
Return of the White Snake
Ten or so years ago, I was a brand new yoga teacher at a ritzy health club. I happened to be wearing running shorts and was not yet aware that certain yoga poses, when demonstrated by a man in loose fitting shorts, expose certain parts of the body. During a morning class, I picked up [...]
Gray-Haired Women are Sexy
Someone told me the other day that 37 (my age) is the beginning of middle age. So be it. Most of my friends now have gray hairs and it’s never much of anything to let your guy friends know they’re aging. But recently I saw a woman from college I hadn’t seen in many years. [...]
Unsubscribe
“Love is my sword, Goodness my armor, Humor my Shield.” -Unknown Every week, I’m able to look at a program which tells me who has unsubscribed from my email newsletter. Inevitably, there are 3-6 people each week that “off” me. I never say anything, knowing I’d best respect others’ privacy. And understandably, there are too [...]
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
“Is there a ninja in your pants? Cause your ass is kickin!” -Super Cheeseball In 9th Grade, I decided to start lifting weights. The idea being that if I could cultivate some biceps, maybe it would balance out the zits on my face and enhance my appeal to the opposite sex. So I joined the [...]
Monogamy
“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your husband is bound to interfere.” -Groucho Marx I had yet another intriguing plane flight coming back from Minnesota. I was watching a DVD, Rambo, on my laptop, when the guy next to me says, “You seen [...]
