10. Would you even drink the blood of my buddy Bruce McElvoy who is a dirty drunk stoner that smells terrible?
9. Does the blood of people of different nations resemble the cuisine of those nations?
8. Do vampires need the occasional colonoscopy?
7. If I checked your mulabandha, would your fangs pop out?
6. Did you like my book?
5. Can you get high from pot?
4. Do you like the band Phish?
3. Can you get your fangs capped?
2. If the actual Bikram told you that you “looked good on outside, shit on inside!” would you fang him?
1. If you were in the ocean swimming with a human friend and a Great White Shark bit your friends leg, would you be more likely to:
a. save your friend
b. fang the shark
c. drink the blood from your friend’s bleeding leg?
You keep me laughing out loud! Thanks Debi
ummmmm….yeah Dave