Top 10 Pick-Up Lines To Use on Your Yoga Teacher

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10. Do I look good in pink?

9.  That was me that grabbed your ass during Trance Dance.

8.  Kiss me now or I’ll tell your wife about that dirty adjustment.

7.   I’m so sorry I didn’t realize these yoga pants were see-through.

6.   I’ll be in the back giving myself a private.

5.   It’s the weirdest thing but I keep dreaming of you naked…

4.   When we OM in your class, I almost always have an orgasm. Is that normal?

3.   Hi

2.   Have you read any Eckhard Pole?

1.    What do you say we go back to my place, cuddle, and read a little Yeah Dave’s Guide to Livin’ the Moment out loud to each other?

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2 Responses to Top 10 Pick-Up Lines To Use on Your Yoga Teacher

  1. Sandy G July 30, 2009 at 7:31 pm #

    BUSTED! All the girls in Cleveland dream of you naked…allegedly…so I’ve hear…just sayin’…

  2. Vince July 30, 2009 at 10:01 am #

    In this case, yes you do look good in pink.

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