Top 10 Things I’d Ask the Pope If I Got to Meet Him

12-eka-pada-bakasana-a

10. Do you believe in aliens?
9.  Wanna see my eka pada bakasana?  (see above photo)
8. Do I have food in my teeth?
7.  If I tell you the Wide-Mouth River Frog joke in English, will you
tell it back to me in Vatical?
6. Can you help me get an upgrade on the flight home?
5. Your papal gear is dope.
4. Will you endorse my book?
3. Mahalo
2.  I bet you can’t say real quick 10 times:  “Sally Sally sitting in
her chevrolet coupe. When she sits, she shifts all day. When she
shifts, she sits all day.”
1. Can I sit on your lap?

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2 Responses to Top 10 Things I’d Ask the Pope If I Got to Meet Him

  1. Krysia August 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm #

    OMG that’s hilarious. Can I sit on your lap? That’s funny.

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